Three people in fantasy costumes pose in a dimly lit, medieval-style setting with stone walls. The woman in the center stands barefoot, holding a sword, dressed in a white cloak with long earrings and a headband. The two men kneel on either side of her, shirtless with boxing shorts that say 'Better Balls,' and hold torches.
Ornate wrought iron gate with decorative patterns, topped with small lanterns, next to a brick wall.
Ornate wrought iron gate with decorative patterns, topped with two lamp posts, against a black background.
A collage featuring two women, a dog, and a bird in a baroque-style room with gold accents, sculptures, and ornate decorations. One woman has red hair and is dressed in a white cloak, holding a hammer; the other woman has short hair, is semi-naked, and has a bird on her shoulder. The background includes classical art and mythological figures, with a sign that says "BETTER BÄLLS."
Ornate gold and bronze decorative design with swirling leaf motifs.
Colorful pixelated bird, likely a falcon or hawk, perched with a mix of white, blue, and red feathers.
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An ornate chandelier with six candle-shaped lights and decorative floral designs.
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A black silhouette of a person running in a stylized pose, with arms outstretched and legs in motion, against a white background.

Amsterdam Luxury.

Galoots, guttersnipes and shills move onwards - for the likes of you there is nothing here to see.

-Harlan Cockburn Midnight Lunar Musings inspired by BETTER BÅLLS

BETTER BÅLLS is a luxury brand based in Amsterdam, creating fashion and objects that exist beyond trend, season, and conventional category.

Rooted in craftsmanship, color theory, and symbolic storytelling, BETTER BÅLLS operates as a mythic luxury realm — where each creation functions as both object and experience.


Each piece is a fragment of a larger cosmos,
created from devotion, myth, and inner vision.

A man and woman in fantasy costumes standing in front of a tent with a crescent moon decoration on a wall behind them.
A woman with red hair wearing a blue zip-up knitted sweater and holding yellow slippers, walking on a beach near the ocean at sunset with a carved wooden frame around the image.
A wedding photo featuring a bride in a white wedding gown and a groom in a black tuxedo, standing under a floral arch outdoors.
A young man with curly blonde hair wearing a headband and a blue and white plaid sweater, holding a sword with a crossguard. He has a serious expression and is standing against a dark background, framed by an ornate green and gold border.
A painting of a natural landscape with trees and a cloudy sky.